Showing posts with label honesty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label honesty. Show all posts

11.18.2009

Winner: Funniest Statement at Family History Center


In two years of a mission and a couple of months volunteering at the family history center, I had not heard a statement quite like this in referring to doing genealogy.

I call it: the honest remark of a person trying to work on family history as we have been commanded to do...

The shift leader asked me if I could help Dody, an older lady. As she sat down beside me with her papers and flash drive,she said, "I'd rather have a pap smear than do this!"

Ah, honesty...gotta love it!

7.14.2009

Primary Points


The lesson:

Missionary work.

The statement:

When you are nineteen, you'll be a missionary!

The response: (in a defiant tone!)

I'm not going to be a missionary...I'm going to be a tractor driver!

Oh, I love the honesty of Primary 4 year olds!

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DEVASTATION!

 Jenni called Sunday night to talk to Allen. She told him the women in our family do not feel comfortable around him.  He tells them they ar...