Dave Barry Gets It Right On!

From Dave Barry's Page-A-Day Calendar:

"Subtle But Annoying Air-Conditioning Rattle is required by law to be in all hotel rooms as a safety precaution against the danger that a guest might carelessly fall asleep."

So true. And, Dave Barry can probably afford to stay in motel rooms that are a lot more expensive than rooms I can afford to stay in.

So, is Dave saying that even in expensive rooms the air-conditioner is still rattling away?

I was hoping that when I was rich and famous, I could at least stay in a room w/o the dreaded ac/rattling feature!