WHO KNEW?

This is truly hilarious.


Here's what it says:
Not soon enough.  Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.  So, do yourself a favor.  Do your child a favor.  Start them on a strict regimen fo sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
THE SODA POP BRAND OF AMERICA.
At the side of the bottle it says; Promotes Active Lifestyle
Boosts Personality
Gives body essential sugars

Oh, man, how times have changed!