Okay, This Made Me Laugh!

Ha, if this isn't the strangest combination of items to sell:

Violins
Food Storage
Paint Ball equipment...

But now that I think of it; it makes perfect sense.  In case of a disaster, you will have the essentials;

food to eat,
music to soothe your troubled soul,
and something to have fun with.

Okay, now it all makes sense.

NOT.