Scene: gift shop at a glacier in extremely remote Alaskan village.
Conversants: 55 year old divorced female salesclerk; male tourist/customer

Clerk: yes, I came here after my divorce. I wouldn't mind finding just the right man to hook up with, however.

Customer: well, I've heard that here in Alaska there are actually more males than females.

Clerk (with wry smile on her face): yes,
they say the ODDS are GOOD,
but the GOODS are ODD!

Made me laugh.

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