Bird Brain

At first, IT was entertaining and a novelty.

Then, IT was slightly annoying.

At length, IT became irritating and even worse, a BIG MESS.

What was IT?

A bird.

Every morning around 7 a.m., the lovely robin would sit on the edge of a chair on our patio,  and fly into our big picture window.  One morning, IT flew at the window for one and a half hours!

You can catch a very short clip of the bird doing ITS thing right here:

If I chased IT away, he would go to the bedroom at the back of the house and fly at that window, but IT would eventually return to our patio and fly at the window.

Our patio is covered in - you don't want to know what.

So, I decided to take drastic measures.

I moved all the chairs away from the windows.

Sadly, that has not stopped IT entirely.....

Psycho bird, that's IT.