Excuses, Excuses!

I hate to exercise...with a deep passion.

So, I'll use any and ALL excuses to NOT go to the gym;

"Oh, it looks windy today, I better stay home!"

"My toenail needs clipping; I better stay home!"

"I'm having company come in three weeks, I better stay home to get the house cleaned!"

"The car only has a half a tank of gas; I better preserve the gas and stay home!"

Oh, I've used them all.

But, TODAY, I finally have a legitimate excuse.

I'm sick.

And, I googled this:  Should you exercise if you have the flu."

WebMD said, "No, give your body a rest."

So, I will; for about five years.