By day, he is my friend; kind, pleasant, helpful, fun.
By night, he is my enemy, and he becomes armed (a play on words here), and dangerous!
For you see, in the night, he moves into position. Lying on his back, with his arms folded under his head with elbows protruding onto my territory.
I often get whacked in the eye, chin, face, other eye.
OUCH!
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Dr. Oz says that we all need to sleep on our left side for optimum heart health. No more back sleeping Allen! (Hope I helped Loni.)
Sheesh. Please tell me you have a queen bed.
Mmmmkay? Okay, now go out and buy a KING immediately!
Amber, we don't have a KING...so, you think we need one, eh?
Absolutely. Pull out a little retirement money, go shopping, and allow your bed be for lovin' and not fighting.
p.s. i'm so sad that pine boxes cost so much.
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