10.28.2009

Sleeping with the FRENEMY


By day, he is my friend; kind, pleasant, helpful, fun.
By night, he is my enemy, and he becomes armed (a play on words here), and dangerous!
For you see, in the night, he moves into position. Lying on his back, with his arms folded under his head with elbows protruding onto my territory.
I often get whacked in the eye, chin, face, other eye.
OUCH!

4 comments:

Lauralee said...

Dr. Oz says that we all need to sleep on our left side for optimum heart health. No more back sleeping Allen! (Hope I helped Loni.)

Mrs. Olsen said...

Sheesh. Please tell me you have a queen bed.

Mmmmkay? Okay, now go out and buy a KING immediately!

LGH said...

Amber, we don't have a KING...so, you think we need one, eh?

Mrs. Olsen said...

Absolutely. Pull out a little retirement money, go shopping, and allow your bed be for lovin' and not fighting.

p.s. i'm so sad that pine boxes cost so much.

It's so HARD....

 for me to go to church and be filled with the spirit and come home and see something that my kids or grandkids have posted on social media....